Goodr Runway Cosmic Crystals Sunglasses (Rose Quartz Bypass)

Goodr Runway Cosmic Crystals Sunglasses (Rose Quartz Bypass)
Price: $35.00
Discontinued Online
This item is discontinued and no longer available for purchase. You may want to search our site for a similar item.

Goodr's Runway sunglasses have all the performance benefits of their running shades, with the added benefit of a universally flattering, high-fashion cat-eye shape. These sunglasses are made with a special coated, lightweight frame that fits snug to eliminate bouncing and slipping (even when sweaty). From the Cosmic Crystals collection, this celestial offering is chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these crystal colored frames are the answer from the universe you have been seeking. 

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Includes:  

  • Microfiber bag
Features:   
  • No slip: Lightly textured silicone earpieces with Cat Tongue Technology offer enhanced protection against slippage.
  • No bounce: Lightweight frames with a snug, comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running
  • All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays, and have scratch resistant, anti-corrosive, and gradient tint layers.
  • All fashion: Look like a model. You are a star.
  • No catcalls: You might get whistled at on the street, but you certainly won't be telephoned by a cat.
Specifications:
Style: Casual
Frame Color: Pink
Lens Color: -
Manufacturer Fit: Runway
Interchangeable Lenses: -
Extra Lens(es) Included: -
Polarized: Yes

    Specs 

This product was added to our catalog on March 19, 2021